Earn the Big Bucks!
Get a Life!

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At Lightner Associates we make these dreams a reality for thousands of post-doctoral researchers every year through a patented process known as Ph.D. expungement.

For a limited time Lightner Associates is offering our exclusive Ph.D. Expunging Service for a special low low price only to members of Left Leaning Underground Electronic Networks of Whiners who should be spending more time at the lab bench (L.L.U.E.N.W. aka YSN, NES).

Our Basic Ph.D. Expunging Service includes:

AND FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY FOR SUBSCRIBERS OF L.L.U.E.N.W.:

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All for the low, low price of $1500.00 US / Ph.D. (+$500 US / year for post-doctoral experience > 3 years). While this may seem a bit high we've observed that only people who truly want to have their Ph.D.(s) expunged are finally successful and this financial commitment weeds out those who secretly wish to be tenured research professors.

Lightner Associates also has a trained staff of psychologists and psychiatrists who for a small additional fee can provide intensive therapeutic services to treat problems like: