P. G. Wodehouse

``...Have you ever had a what-do-you-call-it? What's the word I want? One of those things fellows get sometimes.''
``Headaches?'' hazarded George.
``No, no. I don't mean anything you get -- I mean something you get if you know what I mean.''
``Anonymous letter. That's what I was trying to say.''

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